A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
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When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.
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The same as regular Carbon Dioxide, only it cannot be used by trees via photosynthesis, permanently damaging the Bozone Layer.
He is creating a lot of Carbon Bozoxide
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When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
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The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!
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carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
by Emmie Z January 29, 2021
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When something is super underrated and special
"holy shit bro, hotline miami is CARBON as FUCK!"
"Yeah its BORON as HELL!"
"ARGON as SHIT!"
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