When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
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The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
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