Creamy Caesar

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021

Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.

John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands

by grinc August 3, 2024

from Caesar to Brexit

From a to z

If you want to be a competent patriot or nationalist, you should start by learning your country's history from Caesar to Brexit

by Sexydimma September 30, 2016

Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli

The BEST ship eva deffo 🤪🤪👋👋

Omg Chiaki Nanami x Caesar Zeppeli is valids🙄

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

Caesared

the opposite of soupt. to get a suddenly annoyed or frustrated

I’m caesared as fuck, my roommate ate my leftovers

by FratcatFrank November 12, 2022

Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.

Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll

by Rareformed November 29, 2025