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Caesar

*Caesar is crushed by a rock*
Joseph: SHIZZAAAAAAA
by SilvVee March 24, 2021
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Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025
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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”

“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“She said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.
Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll
by Rareformed November 29, 2025
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Caesar

A name formed into a word of tranquility and distinction. Can also define as a role of hatred proportions for toxic dismissal.
Caesar just restocked on “SMD’s” watch your tone.
by Master Chef 117 November 23, 2021
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Carter Caesar

You have aspiration and inspiration, hope and guidance. Since you are intuitive and perceptive and you understand human nature. You have the power to achieve. Diplomacy and discretion make you a good mediator. You are inspired, introspective, and have a good understanding of the human heart. You can have the ability to commercialize your artistic talents successfully. You are often a mystery to others and to yourself. You are always reaching for something higher, without exactly knowing what that "higher" is.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Carter Caesar
(boss)

someone that is of extreme greatness . Often considered a GOD in some religions.
by Cater Caesar May 31, 2023
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