The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.

I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!

by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024

Pulling a Caesar

When you work out at the gym for a short time, then disappear and talk about how you will come back later to shut the place down. Yet no evidence exists of said event.

"He's always rushing out of here, then 'pulling a caesar' about later"

by ALPHA.POWERBUILDING November 3, 2018

julius caesar it

To dislike a video on youtube, then coming back to it the next day and like it.

Sometimes a video impresses you so much, you just need to Julius Caesar it.

by SouthDrown December 10, 2013

caesar

an ape from planet of the apes

son will know who was his father and what caesar did for us

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Caesar’s Wallet

The act of having intercourse in public through the female unzipping her jeans and the male entering through the oepning and continuing to the vagina .

Beatrice was feeling hot and bothered in the park after a cold lunch and Larry suggested giving her a Caesar’s wallet . “One would love a ceasars wallet right now “

by JizzyTim June 11, 2018