crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

Crap Gas

The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.

When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

crap biscuit

crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted

oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine

crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night

by littlejimmie March 9, 2019

Crap Coaster

Life

The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.

by MrMeek September 15, 2009

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

by ashash6 October 3, 2009

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

by Bwattz January 1, 2018

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008