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Burgerballer 

A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!
Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!
Burgerballer by Premiersteve August 20, 2013

Master Bagger

Like the regular version of bag, but instead of it being 1 on 1, this guy has/is bagging the whole damn establishment. He takes NO hostages.
Person 1: Holy shit do you see him?? he's bagged all the girls in our school already!
Person 2: Yeah man, Ani's the Master Bagger
Master Bagger by Ms.Savas February 18, 2017

sudbury mud burger 

pooing in a girls mouth and then making out with her or vice versa.
"bro i gave this girl a greasy sudbury mud burger last night, i had the runs"

(hank)"left darlene a nice present in her mouth guess what it was"... (cletus)"im not sure what"....(hank) a smelly, sudbury mudburger...(cletus) "good job pal"

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.
John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!
Diaper burger by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

White-Bagger

A high schooler that is visiting Ferris State University and is on a college visit characterized by the white promotional bags given to all prospective students. This is term used by current students to refer to these "white-baggers."
Holy shit, I am waiting for food for like an hour cause of all the stupid white-baggers in line
White-Bagger by shitstain221 November 30, 2010

bigger dick foreign policy theory 

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"