Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018

penis buffer

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine

dammit them queers are all penis buffers

by reno April 21, 2005

Buffer

Someone who acts in an anti-social manner toward their immediate neighbours.

That Buffer is telling her dog to bark again. Noisy Buffer!

by Steve Woodier November 14, 2007

buffer

military acronym
biggest ugliest fattest fucker ever recruited
commonly used in navy

hes the buffer on this ship

by Kyle Celeron October 28, 2008

Cock Buffer

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.

X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.

by UD January 28, 2003

buffer overrun

A "system failure" which occurs when an in-progress DVR recording "runs over" and catches up to the live, on-air broadcast, leaving the viewer to suffer through commercial breaks and other moments typically advanced past using the fast forward feature. Recovery can be attained by postponing the live review, or through the use of the pause and replay features, to refill the "buffer" of recorded content.

Can also apply to streaming video and related live-playing internet media, such as a YouTube video, when hampered by a sluggish download speed.

"Even though I set my DVR to record the finale, I just couldn't wait to watch it. So rushed home, got there about 20 after, and hit play, but after zipping though the first two commercial breaks I hit a buffer overrun and now I'm stuck watching the stupid commercials! Grar!"

by markfromhouston September 25, 2009

Buffer Zone

The number of people needed in a group so you can enjoy yourself and not have to worry about having too much face time with *THAT* person in your circle (the frenemy, the "let's just be friends" ex, the hookup that turned out to be a really bad idea, the tool, etc)

Damn, Kelly responded to Rob's Taco Tuesday invite too; looks like only four of us. Let me ask Zak and Sara so there's a buffer zone.

by amyhaha July 29, 2011