let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

by elemental July 7, 2005

Brute

The pledge class of Fall '04.

Fall '04 was so brute; I overheard one of them say to his pledge bro that he wished there WAS gay shit.

by kappasig May 15, 2005

Brutalize

To completely degrade a person, physically or mentally.

"Nah ive change my mind on her now Stacey, i wanna brutalize her"

by duff13 September 29, 2008

brutes

In keeping with the trend of ever-shortening words (such as whatevs, totes, obvs, and lates), brutes is short for brutal.

That final exam was so brutes!
or
Q: What do you think of her?
A: Brutes!

by victorion December 28, 2005

brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

brutameter

A tool used to measure the brutality of something.

-brutal: is used for light brutality

-dude thats brutal: is used for mediocre brutality

-FUCKING BRUTAL: is used for BRUTAL MOMENTS

-o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal: is used for moments of extreme brutality

-brutal: can be anything from hit in the balls to a slap across the face, or used to explain metal bands.

-dude thats brutal: can be used for massive accidents causing severe pain or non-accidents causing severe pain, or used to explain heavy metal bands.

-FUCKING BRUTAL: can be used for things causing death, or to explain death metal bands.

-o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal: can be used for things that cause a really messed up, unusual, slow, severely painful, or random death, or to explain deathcore/grindcore bands (in some cases death metal bands)

if you see a person's head get ripped off by Sasquatch the brutameter says its ok to say, "o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal"

by Brett Larsen January 23, 2009

brutalitarian

a system of government that is so brutal it makes the Nazi regime seem like a gay parade.

that guy is so brutal someday he'll lead a brutalitarian

by Mayhem915 February 19, 2009