Brown Penguin

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.

DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

by Lickolottapuss July 23, 2014

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

BROWN BUDDY

Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."

Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.

by Fasteddie666 October 4, 2019

Brown Syndrome

when you have a second gooch in place of another belly button

man did you hear aidan has brown syndrome?
yes bro i’ve seen his second gooch

by mattox69420 November 9, 2018

code brown

To intentionally (or in some cases unintentionally) have defecated or crapped in one's own pants/underwear; leaving visual proof of brown stains of fecal matter.

In an elevator:

When that person bent over to pick up her dropped quarters, I'm a hundred percent certain that I saw a glimpse of her underwear. She is currently dealing with a code brown situation unfortunately.

by Oxxy_Montalvy September 4, 2016

Danny Brown

When you take too much Molly shit yourself and lose all your teeth

Danny brown is the best rapper alive

by Zoolyfang September 13, 2016

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.

Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!

by gwbfhe August 10, 2018