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when you are soooooo bored you start just looking up google for NO reason.
i have google bordum.......
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BROdudes

The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies. See bro job definiton2.
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
(Box2 & SLammy are two BROdudes at a party.)

Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."

Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"

(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)

Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"

Box2: "NO, BROOO!"

(the 2 BROdudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)
by turtle taint December 9, 2008
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Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.
"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"
by L-sos October 26, 2008
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brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.
Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.
by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009
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boduker

a pair of pants or shorts that are so tight they wad your nuts up like Bo Duke as on Dukes of Hazard.
Damn man, how do you walk in those Bodukers?
by M D December 27, 2003
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breduin

comes from somewhere or another again used by hoodlums
stems from the word brethin as in brother normaly used with a hello word
see warguarn or warnblow
yo yo warnblow breduin
warguarn breduin ???????
by fcastle February 22, 2003
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brodangle

the handkercheif used in the act of snowboarding and in ski shops to add further identification to this person.
nice brodangle you got there hangin' from your drawers.
by Usha Grenade March 7, 2007
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