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Brexit

Classing British shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: When’s Brexit happening?
Guy 2: Wtf is Brexit.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
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Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024
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Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.
Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.
by stlhokie December 8, 2019
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Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute
He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited
by Tashrifm August 10, 2021
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to brexit

When you said your goodbyes but refuse to leave.
Miranda was at this party, she was too drunk, insulted everybody and announced she was leaving three times but she just sat around brexiting (to brexit).
by Q020 January 25, 2019
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Brexited

Look we brexited the EU
by Yeetord February 14, 2020
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