by DrKnowITalll August 16, 2025
Get the Brentingmug. Brents are always very nice and smart. They will always be there for you and stay loyal to the one that they love.
Brent is a mountain of a man who gets all the girls, but if he dates one he will turnher bi. Then he will date her again and turn her straight.
The only thing that he will eat is meat and loves to lift.
He is only concerned about his next set or getting his noodle wet.
He also drives a bitch car.
Brent is a mountain of a man who gets all the girls, but if he dates one he will turnher bi. Then he will date her again and turn her straight.
The only thing that he will eat is meat and loves to lift.
He is only concerned about his next set or getting his noodle wet.
He also drives a bitch car.
by PhatSac69 April 23, 2021
Get the Brentmug. A paranoid man who trusts no one but himself.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
but still believes shady sites as long as they confirm his belief's.
probably homophobic but definitely distrusts governments and doctors.
did you hear about about so-and-so's dad?
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
yeah he's such a Brent isnt he?
for real, he is the kind of guy who would believe things written on urban dictionary.
by deep cock galactic March 21, 2023
Get the Brentmug. by Cooliomanoolio March 3, 2024
Get the Brentmug. A huge chad. Someone who likes to act tough, and no one likes to hang out with him. He can bench press 880kg (or so he says), and he likes to outshine others even if he doesn't even shine and he's just a massive pain in the fucking ass
by Ashiya Arciaga February 19, 2023
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. by TJAY777 July 15, 2023
Get the Brent actuallymug.