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Boulderize" – verb (informal, humorous or fictional)
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.
Example usage:
After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.
Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.
Example usage:
After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.
Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
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