barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

bologna tits

Another way to say bullshit

Guy one: Justin Bieber isn't gay!
Guy two: That's bologna tits he's definitely gay

by Heisenberg125 December 22, 2013

cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....

i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!

by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006

Bologna Queen

A female manikin that had been stolen and lined with Bologna that had been previously heated up in the micro-wave to "body temperature" or a "luke warm" status. This is done so that the manikin feels like a real woman upon fornication.

Friend one: "Hey man what are you going to do now? You totally got ditched by those girls. They were a for sure lay"

Friend two: "It's cool... I'll just round me up a Bologna Queen tonight and call it good. Sandwiches later?"

by ramithepimp April 9, 2009

Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.

Are your bologna spokes blown?

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

bologna explosion

When a girls vagina is really meaty like a stack of Bologna.

I went down on her and it was like bologna explosion in my face.

by cwo5016 August 17, 2016