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Blue Bollocks

A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.

Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.

It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
by Edward of All Men January 4, 2021
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bollock bile

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.
by santorini February 17, 2009
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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022
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shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong
(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'
by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009
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Bollock fart

I slapped my bollock and let rip therefore I gave off a bollock fart
by Mr cotton socks May 29, 2020
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crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"
Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock
by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016
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hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.
"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"
by Eide Irc September 6, 2013
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