bollock bile

sperm.

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.

by santorini February 17, 2009

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 03, 2021

Throat Bollocks

Tonsils

As in Throat Bollockitis: tonsillitis

My throat bollocks are all swollen. I’ve got tonsillitis

by John Banjophonist October 25, 2019

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016