The paper toilet seat cover (ass gasket) used to protect the frontal area of one giving a Blumpkin. This protection is useful to ward off Blumpkin Backsplash Facials or Blumpkin Backfires. The ass gasket is slipped over the head and positioned as one would wear a bib with the center (head shaped) section hanging down for more frontal coverage.
Becasue we had to get back to the party, she used a Blumpkin bib to hide the evidence of the Blumpkin Facial.
by Darkcobra April 29, 2009
by goodespanol February 13, 2008
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.
by Peatty August 30, 2009
Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.
My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.
by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018
by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010
A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin
The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!
The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!
by Inuit Dust Commando! October 28, 2004
by Space Dock April 01, 2010