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pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.
yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.
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self blow job 

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.
i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.
self blow job by boobieeiei May 17, 2006

Thug Blow Job 

A really angry or aggressive blow job that would leave you genitalia with visible damage and swelling. You wouldn't be able to have two thug blow jobs on consecutive days without the need for surgery.
"Bro, I'm struggling to wear my boxer shorts today"

"Why dude?"

"Got jiggy with a bitch last night and hoe give me a Thug Blow Job!"
Thug Blow Job by Papa Mase June 7, 2014

chinese blow job 

when someone gets on top of you

holds you down by force

then....
open your eye by force and licks it/tounge fucks it
"dont piss me off lisa or i hold you down and give you a chinese blow job"
chinese blow job by katwoman88 March 3, 2015

National blow job day 

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

bacon blow job 

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

Buzzy Blow Job 

While receiving a blowjob in a 69 position, insert a bee into the female’s mouth and have it sting her inside her throat, causing her throat to tighten up, creating a more pleasurable feeling for the male but also endangering the female’s life. Before the male cums, he penetrates the female’s vagina repetitively with an epi-pen until they both climax, thus saving the female's life. Then he states, “that was un-BEE-lieve-able”.
Male: Can you give me a Buzzy Blow Job?
Female: No. Bees are dying at an alarming rate.
Buzzy Blow Job by supersquad March 16, 2019