Blonde Hales

A girl who is beautiful with the right amount of sass

Brian called his date blonde hales after she came down in her good looking dress

by Divers burrito March 28, 2015

Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.

You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away

by Dani November 25, 2004

blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'

There goes another aeroplane blonde!

by rukker April 21, 2006

suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"

That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde

by HVR June 5, 2005

Blond Conspiracy

The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.

Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.

by J.Dee. January 22, 2014

dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!

That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!

by 6ysusie September 19, 2009