blizzard'd

A sex act in which a man or woman wet farts in your face.

A man was just blizzard'd.

(To his partner): What did you eat today, broccoli?

by sukebe November 17, 2006

Wizard Blizzard

The act of Deficating into a girls vagina the urinating into the same girls vagina. The man then puts a Wizard Hat on his penis and engages in intercourse with the girl.

The sheets were stained after they engaged in a wizard blizzard

by Mercury199 October 25, 2010

Di'ck blizzard

When you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and ejaculate on your partners face.

After it was gettin hot and heavy I told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc I'm about to give ya a di'ck blizzard.

by Jaxxx Frost June 18, 2016

Blizzard

Mitch Kents favorite snack

Mitch weighs 400 lbs. from eating too many blizzards

by jumbo September 26, 2003

Sloppy Blizzard

The act of giving a Sloppy Blizzard has two parts: one you must receive a blow job. once you cum all over the whores face you white wash the bitch to wipe all the man juice off her face

"Bitch complained 'bout the cold so I gave her a Sloppy Blizzard"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn yooo"

by siberian prisoner October 7, 2008

oreo blizzard

the collected facial and body ejaculations left by a group of black men on a white girl after a gangbang orgy. The girl will often be seen swirling the facial leavings with her tongue.

Those last three brothers unloaded on her face, and now she's eating the oreo blizzard.

by FatHatter February 3, 2008

Blizzarding

Because let's face it, we need it these days.

"One minute the sun was out, next minute it was blizzarding!!! I couldn't bloody believe it!... Well, I could actually."

by Sahar MS February 7, 2008