Blimp Shot

The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.

Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.

by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010

Blima

Blima is a Hebrew name. Sometimes girls named Blima burp, but not all of them do. Some Blimas don't burp in front of boys. Blimas are always classy.

That girl Blima who lives across the hall is kind of the shit.

by Pippins McG February 20, 2011

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011

blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

blems

to be blunt; to speak honestly on a given topic; used with the word to throw blems or to drop blems on something, that is key.

Shiela be throwin' blems on it, when she is talking about her brother.

by P-Row da Hero April 12, 2011

Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008