blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Blind Romping

Going on a blind date with the intent of taking an anal virginity.

Hey did you hear that Corbin tried to pull a Blind Romping on that broad in our economics class ?

by DonB March 14, 2015

Blind Fred

Explosive diarrhea left on the tank of a toilet in a public restroom.

Dude. I just left the restroom and clearly the house sausage didn't sit well with the last guy. He went full Blind Fred all over the tank.

by Katyv May 15, 2015

Blind optimism

Thinking everyone you like will also be someone you can trust would be blind optimism, and at some point reality shows somebody that not everybody you like will be someone you also trust.

The charming guy/girl was hard not to like, but after years of being around this guy/girl, the blind optimism that started the relationship (friendship) ended up getting a bit more realistic when one party knew they'd never fully trust the other, attempt after attempt at trusting the other party had shown them that. When life was not a party, the people they liked the most were seldom the ones they could continue to trust.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Blind Channel

A finnish Violent Pop band what almost won the eurovision in 2021. The band was initially formed in mid-2013 by classmates Joel Hokka and Joonas Porko who at the time were in as they describe it “rival bands” and decided to join forces. They quickly recruited Olli Matela (who played bass previously with Joonas in other bands) and Tommi Lalli to play drums respectively. Later in 2018-2021 Aleksi Kaunisvesi (Alex Mattson) joined the band.

Hey, you heard the Blind Channel’s new song that sings about they’re not saints?

Nah man i only know the middle finger song...

by micotine December 3, 2021

Blid-Blop

When you take a massive dump (2-4 feet area cubed) inside a compact area, then bake it. This produces a messy squimpo. Afterwards, you could freeze the messy squimpo and get an organized squimpo. Pull a fruboomp in a 3-foot radius near the organized squimpo, then beat the living shit out of it. This produces an easy Blid-Blop for all your Blid-Blop related needs.

I: I spent 8 hours getting a Blid-Blop, I hope it's worth it.
H: Shut the fuck up it's some shit I made up.
I: Sorry please help cure my coprophagia!

by gender reassignment surgery January 4, 2022

Wear Blinders

a.k.a. wear blinkers

to be ignorant or restricted in sight, as if wearing blinkers or blinkers

blinkers are devices use to restrict the sight of horses

You're never gonna be content if you don't try, try to see outside your line
There you go, you did it again!
You act as if there's a blinder on your eyes
-Glass, by incubus

only horses wear blinders, dude

by stanzz October 18, 2006