Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

Breeder Mom

A woman who's given birth to a large quantity of children which resembles a litter. The children can be born either as multiple births or spread apart. Somestimes a multiple birth on top of already having 1 or more children previously.

"This breeder mom gave birth to octuplets and she already has two kids at home."

Woman: "This breeder mom in Arkansas just gave birth to her 23rd child."
Man: "What is she trying to do, be her own puppymill?"

by Anton Gorodetsky December 23, 2010

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Gay breeder

1. One that engages in gay sex and straight sex.

2. A bisexual.

3. Someone that could produce their own gay offspring without the use of breeders.

1. "Gay breeders are stealing all of the attention and they are twice the whore in one!"

2. "The gay man happened to get a girl pregnant, making him a gay breeder."

3. "A gay breeder had just entered the room with the initials KAB".

by Sphexie October 24, 2006

Breeder

Inbred people commonly found in the south especially Alabama

“Breeder bring that weed eater with you when you come up here!”
“Why do you call him breeder?” “We believe he is inbred so that’s his nick name.”

by ashane December 30, 2017

breeder

A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.

In addition to being Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin is a prolific breeder.

by maximo hudson January 27, 2009

breeder

A heterosexual person. Formerly, this was an insult used by the gay community; it is now mostly used by straight people in a lighthearted vein to (mistakenly) show that they are down with gays and familiar with the culture.

Hey, we're throwing a barbecue next Saturday, and we'd love it if you could come. That is, if you don't mind hanging out with a bunch of breeders all day! Ha ha!

by Branddobbe March 20, 2007