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Blazed Over

The equivalent of being hung over, but with Marijuana instead of alcohol.

Being tired, lazy, and/or slow in the morning from a night of smoking the dank.
Person 1: I can't even get out of bed right now. We smoked a quarter of bomb ass kush last night.

Person 2: Damn, bro. You're blazed over.
by Northern Kush November 18, 2015
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blaze a zoot

to be wid ya boyz n be puffing a fat one
yo wag wan my man wanna blaze a zoot with us behind the bike sheds
by PhaizeMayonaiseBigman6921 January 1, 2018
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blazenut

When you cum while you have a urinary track infection.
Ben: "Doctor, I have a problem."
Doctor: " What is it?"
Ben: "Every time I have nutted since I had a UTI, it has burned hotter than 1,000 hells."
Doctor: "You mean you shot out a blazenut?"
Ben: "Yes. Now, just don't tell my parents okay."
by johnjackjulliet February 24, 2018
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blazemico

blazemico (Also known as blasting microsoft, and blaring microsplot) is a human being who enjoys stepping on land mines whilst demolishing buildings and roleplaying in questionable games. blazemico also enjoys being a big stinky smelly noob on every other day of the week. It is unknown why blazemico is a big stinky smelly n00b on every other day of the week, but some believe it may be tied to their possible dragon origins.
blazemico u smell

ur magnetized to landmines like blazemico
by snot rocert March 21, 2022
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Blaze Your Glory

To get a carpet burn on your asshole by having sex on the floor
Put a pillow down. You wouldn’t want to blaze your glory.
by Casual Observer 4565 July 31, 2023
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Bladesexual

I identify as Bladesexual
by Blade’s SO August 21, 2023
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Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em
Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.
by RLTW February 27, 2009
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