Birthday-shift

Verb- The practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).

John: Dude… Jane is going to be so pissed off when we celebrate her birthday on Friday instead of her real birthday date on Wednesday. Missy isn’t going to be here on Wednesday so she forced us to pull a Birthday-shift.

by Zeke489 May 6, 2009

Birthday Hangover

That shitty day that follows up your birthday

Chris: "Damn... my car wont start. Where are those cables?"

Karima:" hahahahaha, thats shitty."

Chris: "yeah, its a birthday hangover"

by Cuzimonfire October 27, 2010

Birthday Cake Face

Someone who is wearing too much badly applied, thick makeup. So much, that it resembles icing on a cake.

Look at that birthday cake face, her make-ups so thick she could literally stick a few candles in it.

by pensereiffel November 15, 2010

Birthday Cake Ice Cream

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.

Hey Anthony, do you wanna try the best thing ever???? THEN TRY SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! (:

by icecreamgoddess June 2, 2017

happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004

worst birthday

A worst birthday is when a man ejaculates onto a woman as the stock market simultaneously crashes and the woman loses her house, causing the woman to exclaim "Whaaaat?"

It is considered rude.

Mark gave Sarah a worst birthday and everyone in town pretty much agrees now that Mark is a rude man.

by L. Baines. J. January 29, 2008

Happy Birthday

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!

by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011