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biscuits

Bristolian (City in the South West of England) term for attractive Women or Man, used primarily when showing your interest in the person/s good looks in public will result in a Slap or insult!. (code in close quarters)
(standing in a line waiting to enter night clubs surrounded by attractive women or men) "Oh My, there are biscuits everywhere tonight, yeah she's really biscuits!. and so on..
by shooka May 2, 2005
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gorilla biscuits

Derogatory phrase to describe a sinfully fugly person.
"He's so ugly, his face could be used to make gorilla biscuits"
by WingNut November 9, 2006
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cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007
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dirty biscuits

1.the best possible hand you can have in poker.
A.K.A "the nuts"
2.something beyond extremely awesome
Man! I flopped the dirty biscuits and some donkey called my all in with a nine two off suit
by Willerbug March 21, 2007
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Dirty Biscuits and Gravy

The act of ejaculating onto someones face, shaking salt and pepper on it, finishing with them eating it off with a biscuit.
My girlfriend was hungry and horny this morning so I hooked her up with a order of my Dirty Biscuits and Gravy. She LOVED it !!
by Captain Sanchez SPR November 27, 2009
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broken biscuits

a term meaning 'all is not good'.when something goes wrong it can be described as broken biscuits.also meaning unwell,like a ropey donkey
man,threw my girlfriend at the wall and now she looks like broken biscuits
by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005
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biscuits and gravy

In a threesome with two girls and one guy it's when the guy busts on one of the girls tits then the other girl licks it off. Just like biscuits and gravy.
My girlfriend and I had a threesome with one of her friends. I can't believe she actually had some biscuits and gravy!!!
by john horse August 27, 2007
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