Saying hello and talking nicely to someone while crossing your jaw to the side bad mouthing them to the person next to you
Ricky baker: hey Simon how are you mate? Simon: yeah good mate .... Simon to Nic that cunts a fuck wit I hate that dog. Nic: mate you have crossjawed bipolar 😂
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Bipolar is getting attached to anyone who gives you attention, constantly craving that person’s attention and time, and overthinking the smallest things. Bipolar will have you obsessing over someone when you just met them just because they asked how your day was. Bipolar is switching up fast when someone energy changes in the slightest. Bipolar is exploding on those you love, without control. Bipolar is feeling terrible after and leaving everyone traumatized. Bipolar is when little words affect you. Bipolar is when your happiness depends on another individual. Bipolar is thinking you’re better but then realizing it’s just mania. Bipolar is feeling like everyone hates you and have every reason to hate you. Bipolar is wondering why nobody loves you the same level you “love”them. Bipolar is catching yourself crying just because they forgot to tell you good night. Bipolar is not realizing what you say affects others. Bipolar is feeling things on a deeper level than the average person. Bipolar is hating yourself for getting upset at something you shouldn’t. Bipolar is driving people away and not knowing why. Bipolar is feeling worthless, empty, and numb. Bipolar is not having energy to do the simplest things. Bipolar is feeling alone in a crowd of people. Bipolar is scary and unexpected. Random triggers. The switch that switches within seconds, you become another person, filled with anger and rage. It’s knowing you’re hurting the other person and not being able to stop.
John: “ that bitch is crazy, she got all pyscho on me because I forgot to call her back!”
Alessia: “nahh, she’s just bipolar”
John: “oh shittt, makes sense makes sense”
Alessia: “nahh, she’s just bipolar”
John: “oh shittt, makes sense makes sense”
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Get the Bipolar mug.Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.
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Typical average day could start of as the Tasmanian Devil tearing ya heart out and ending with a cute Minnie Mouse at your side
Typical average day could start of as the Tasmanian Devil tearing ya heart out and ending with a cute Minnie Mouse at your side
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Person 2: Yes.
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