Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

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Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013

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Cod on Bike

A suspicious fish on a bike.

That is a crazy Cod on Bike!!!

by Cod on Bike April 26, 2021

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Bike Envy

When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!

Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*

by Car Sun- March 2, 2010

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Bike Textin'

Or 'Ryan Lee'

Text Messaging someone while riding a bicycle. This act is dangerous but makes you look a bit B.A.

"hey have you ever tried bike textin'?"
"dude you gotta try Bike Textin' i heard its the newest craze!"
"Hey Paige, oh nm im jux Bike Textin'" texted ryan.

by RyanLeeGuy April 20, 2010

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Motorcycles that have come on the scene due to the shows "American Chopper" & Biker Build off, etc... Big Dog, is a primary supplier of yuppie bikes, or go to any number of "Custom Bike Shop" that have sprung up in the past 2 years. Wonder where they will be 2 years from now. Don't forget the vest & chaps, You won't look cool without them........

He's got a yuppie bike because he doesn't know how to build one of his own.

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

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