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best buy douche

The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.
1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche
by Ritchboy April 8, 2009
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The Beets

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".
loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."
by killerqueen May 3, 2005
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beastsauce

A combination of the words beast and weaksauce. Meaning the opposite of weaksauce.
"Dude I just got the last case of Capri Sun!"
"Beastsauce!"
by K1et September 20, 2006
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Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.
"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
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Best Friend-In Law

When you become best-friends with someone through marriage.
My best friend married Maya's best friend, so now we are best friend-in law's
by Dangeriam December 9, 2009
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new best friend

A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.
Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.
by raindog469 April 11, 2006
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Food's Best Friend

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce
Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!
by Lucky Me December 8, 2012
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