Bartish

To share a meal; entree-splitting; salad-sharing; to avoid the fullness factor; two people one dish.

The salmon looks good, would you like to Bartish with me? I'd love a caesar salad but I don't want to be too full--let's Bartish. We were thinking about Bartishing dinner tonight.

by MeganTron December 23, 2012

the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.

by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

good old fashion beating

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza

That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck

by Jim Pigeon August 3, 2007

Bedtime Pal

A bedtime pal is someone close to you who sleeps alongside you. This person will typically spend a night with you and make you laugh, smile and maybe even burn your arm on a radiator. However it all works out when they kiss and hug you in the morning. Bedtime pals can typically become acquainted after a night out on the town.

Girl: I miss my bedtime pal even though he squished me, told me my kisses were awful and burnt my arm on a radiator.

Boy: we can be bedtime pals again soon!

by RobDonan February 13, 2012

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007