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white beater

A white beater is a slang for wife beater, not the other way around. They first called them wife beaters refering to the stereotype that men who wore the tanks were generally ones who beat their wives. The typical color of the tank is white. Its like saying "white wife beater".
He wears white beaters in the summer to show off his tattoos.
by Hollywood Elite August 13, 2007
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Beasted

When you take a Milwaukee's Best aka A BEAST and hide it somewhere for one of your bros to find. When they do they just got BEASTED. Kinda like icing, but not gay. That's it. No rules, just beasting.
Bro #1: Dude, I totally just found this warm Milwaukee's Best in my drawer while I was looking for a condom to rail this fat ugly chick with herpes.

Bro #2: BEASTED!
by beastingboys November 22, 2010
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Wife Beater

A man coming home after a long business work day, takes his shirt of and is only dressed with a white singlet on top and his business pants and shoes on the bottom, his day has been long and hard and he takes his frustration out on his wife.
He wears a wife beater to be intimidating
by TankTopBoonanza January 26, 2014
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Washington Beatdown

The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.
When I was in Las Vegas, I gave some chick a Washington Beatdown for being mouthy.
by McObvious October 2, 2011
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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:
Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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Samoan Beatdown

Self explanatory really. One Samoan; female or male, taking part in the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. This is no ordinary beatdown or victorious bloody ending to a fight. A Samoan beatdown is equivalent to watching a large Gorilla smashing, punching, and throwing around people like rag dolls.
To witness one for yourself is a spectacle comparable to watching your first UFC fight. Likeliness of catching a Female Samoan Beatdown is better because they happen more frequently because the women have shorter fuses. The women are also known for beatingdown their boyfriends or husbands.

1 urban legend:
A samoan in his 20's hanging out in the El Cerrito, Ca. area with his girlfriend gets jumped by 4 gang members of the area. He bludgeons #1 and #2 by k.o. from a fury of hooks and haymakers, gets a 2x4 across the back of his neck(2x4 cracks)he turns around scuffles and recovers. Another frantic swing of the 2x4 by assailant #3 makes contact to the islander's shoulder while assailant #4 is trying his hardest to knock him down from blows to the back of the head and kidney area but the samoan catches and snatches the 2x4, does a 180 degree spin move wacking #4 in the ribs and begins a "Hacksaw Jim Duggan" fury on #3 and #4 giving them no choice but to run.

1 true story: (name withheld)
The place: A liquor store in Oceanside, Ca. back in 1997. A samoan kid, Yes a samoan "kid" 17 year old high school senior, 6'6" tall 280lb. would beat up Marines for their cases of beer and emptied their wallets when they came out of the liquor store. No surpises or cheap shots, he greeted them "Talofa!" and then demand they give up their beer, and if they didn't comply? Samoan Beatdown!! I heard he chose Marines because he felt they were more likely to fight and had heavy wallets. Word spread and soon Marines and others would not travel there without more than a group of two to hopefully eleviate the chances of getting owned. Eventually, they would run into "Silisili Ese tamali'i of beer" meaning the "Almighty Chief of beer" and had to fight their way back to the car.

Definition 2-
Two or more samoans defeating all odds by the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. Nothing equivelant to it.

True story #2
Two Samoan high school kids in New Zealand get jumped by a group of 11 neo-nazis, 5 of them hospitalized the others ran.

Want to witness one? If you can kidnap a samoan, drop him off in a latino barrio, south central or a whigger community somewhere in Inland Empire. It might happen.
I just saw the greatest Samoan beatdown ever!
Those guys need a samoan beatdown.
Now there is a group of idoits just asking for a Samoan beatdown.
Those guys are staring at me the wrong way. They're asking for a Samoan beatdown!
by vigilanty June 20, 2009
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Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.
“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”
by Bondo69 March 10, 2018
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