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husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.
Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!
by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008
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turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
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beasteality

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew
by blondebomshell January 28, 2014
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ghetto blaster

An alcoholic drink referenced in Brad Neely's "Professor Brothers" series, presumably composed of whiskey and "LIME" soda, e.g. Sprite.
"It was one of those typical sexy-ass Sunday nights and I was drinking ghetto blasters, alone..."
by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007
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beater

An extremely shitty car.Also known as a shitter or junker
Yo your whip is a beater.
Fuck you bitch
by Big Smoke Dogg November 18, 2003
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Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 15, 2010
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