Benson blast

When you finger someone in the library

I took her downtown and gave her the benson blast

by Niggameapples October 13, 2016

Benson

A Indian with a very tiny chode and thinks he can fight

Hi my name is Benson and I like men

by Cripling depression March 8, 2017

Benson

When you drop a single long thick duece where the front end sticks out of the water and you cant see the back end because it is down the toilet.

Ron really had to drop one and did the Benson.

by Mike Benson August 29, 2006

Benson reflex

The swift and automatic dismissal of an individual’s humorous comment, especially if the comment is an annaism

Person A: They don’t sell lucazade in boots anymore
Person B: Why’s that?
Person A: Because it runs out the lace holes!
Person A: What!! I'm just going to turn around now.
Person B: How rude.
Person A: Sorry, it was a Benson reflex

by Sam Benson, Tom Whitting December 1, 2006

benson

n., the act of inviting oneself to a party or function, particularly in a way that brings along drama and general discomfort for the hosts.

We were sitting around having beers when suddenly Mark pulled a benson and walked in uninvited with his very pregnant baby mama.

by nk2000 August 17, 2014

branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.

i went to branson missouri last week

by kingjman73333 April 4, 2011

Benson

Despite what all other definitions say, a Benson is someone who partakes in sexual practices with a person of the same gender.

Elton John is a dirty fuckin Benson

by BSF_Clubfoot December 24, 2008