Beaner Wiener

The action of putting your penis on a hot stove.

I was so drunk last night, I gave myself a beaner wiener.

by Azhyz May 20, 2019

Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

beaner activist

A complete idiot who would rather sell out his country and economy to a bunch of wetbacks and beaners. Also known as MECHA, LA RAZA, and other ignorant morons. Typically believes that the Southwest U.S. was stolen from Mexico. Likes to coddle beaners and give them free social services at the expense of tax-paying U.S. citizens.

1. Those stupid beaner activists burned a U.S. flag downtown today.

2. Emergency rooms are closing because of beaner activists!

by John from LA December 11, 2008

beaner

a poor mexican usually known as Leo or Lee

go mow my lawn beaner

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeeee89 March 27, 2009

beanerd

A nerdy Mexican.

Don't be such a beanerd dude, just take the answers for tomorrow's test!

by master_definer October 17, 2010

Beaner Jew

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.

Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?

by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

Beaner-Box

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

by J-48273 June 30, 2011