bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

by LCRC August 17, 2008

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

Jelly Beaned

When a girl puts her clit on a mans forehead (teabag but for girls)

I herd Amie jelly beaned Abby last night

by Jellybeanervageener August 16, 2021

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a nasty lookin vagina.

Look at the nasty bearded axe wound.

by Eric Beckett October 23, 2007

bearded booster seat

Sitting on a guy's face who has a beard.

"I've got rug burns from Curtis' sideburns! That boy has one helluva bearded booster seat."

by Agentlover October 10, 2006

Get Beaned

A common phrased yelled at one another when throwing beans at each other on Bean Day (November 28th)

*Runs through the darkness* "GET BEANED" *Throws beans at person*

by Gunsman73 November 28, 2017

Bearded Indian

A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.

"lock up your daughters, there was a bearded Indian sighting over Guilford"

by piopett April 27, 2009