because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil March 25, 2009

because that's the way it is

The most bullshit phrase ever to enter existence. Sometimes used when no actual reason is had.

"Why can't gay people get marries?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't women vote?"
-"Because that's the way it is."
"Why can't I sit on my knees at the dinner table?"
-"Because that is the way it is."

by Peasonearth May 19, 2014

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

Because I Said So

A parents way of saying, "Ask me again. I fucking dare you."

Kid: Why can't I go to my friend's house tonight?
Mom: Because

Kid: Why
Mom: Because I said so!

A smart kid stops the argument and keeps their mouth shut after this has been said.

by SmartAssKidSaysStupidStuff December 28, 2015

bacussell

mixture of bagee, mr. cassell, and muscle

used to describe the best of the best

pronounced how it is spelled
(NOT bac u sel)

Antonym: mizer

WRONG way - "Mr. Koper, why do you insist on writing this
bac-u-sel on all of your sketchbook assignments?

RIGHT way - "Dude the movie 300 was bacussell!"

by Nicker Tanglees September 26, 2007

Bacus

The conjunction of one of the most amazing combinations in food history, Bacon and Lettuce. hence Bacus.

Pizza guy: what would u like on ur pizza??

Guy: "let me get some bacus, and pepperoni on that pizza dude."

by Robbin! December 28, 2009

is it because i'm black?

yes

is it because i'm black? either that or it's because your a fag

by penislolxxx December 28, 2011