nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.

Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.

by Sergio G. January 2, 2008

Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

buttering her chicken

once you have climaxed and are pulling out to get to her face. but that doesnt work and you jizz all over her pussie

:(

shit i was with this girl last night and i got caught buttering her chicken

by sharman777 October 14, 2009

Buttering the Gnar

When a trick, mostly in snowboarding, is pulled off perfectly.

Nick is really buttering the gnar on his boardslides tonight.

by Josh Free December 29, 2007