A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
by ericsoffer1 April 12, 2007
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by xXxEmmaxXx July 12, 2007
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by Michael A T November 10, 2006
Get the Batman mug.The act of crouching over your sleeping partner and pleasuring oneself whilst wearing the duvet/bedsheets like a cape.
Robertos: Me and my woman had THEE best morning sex today!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
Randy: Shame, mine was asleep, I had to settle with a Batman.
Robertos: Sweet!
by Sir Randy Fernandez November 17, 2010
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Freddy: Dude...im never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there
by BatmansSince1986 October 1, 2012
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by Khicks8 November 29, 2007
Get the Batman mug.When a girls cleavage is rocking and it makes the shape of batwings. Showing alot of boobs or cleavage. A way to warm people their showing too much boob.
by Ms.Mae November 15, 2009
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