Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.

Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.

by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

basketball jones

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Horny nigga laundry basket

A black African american nigga who cant afford a male prostitute so he works at a laundry store so then he gets money and gets super horny and the male prostitute rubs his dick.

horny nigga laundry basket stole my bike

by Suckmyjuice69 February 14, 2019

Basketball Hoe

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.

"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"

by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013

Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.

"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"

by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016

baskip

Someone named Babet who skips all your texts.

Person: "Hey"
Babet: "Opened 2 weeks ago"
Person: "You dog, Baskip!"

by Robin2323 October 10, 2020

Baskemtball

"Hey lebron Jahames, Im ur biggest fan!"

"Baskemtball"

Baskemtball : Lebron Jahames baskemtball'ed all over those guys

by harloold March 7, 2023