Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.

I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.

by Grantly July 25, 2006

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

three bagger

Slang for a triple in baseball.

Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.

by David Angeli April 1, 2008

two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.

My roommate usually only lands two-baggers

by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004

douche baggery

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.

"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment

by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008

tea bagger

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009

doggie bagger

A really hot guy/girl who you'd want to take home with you

That guy is so hot, I'd like to doggie bag him.

by eazy e March 12, 2005