Brexited

Brexit past tense

Look we brexited the EU

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.

I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!

by L777GMA June 22, 2021

Brexit

A mess.

Person1: my life is worse than brexit
Person2: oh no it isn’t xoxo

by Hehsvseh April 15, 2019

brexit

Saying goodbye but not actually leaving.

Look, Dave is still at here at the party. Didn't he brexit like two hours ago.

by RancoR2k January 22, 2019

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute

He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited

by Tashrifm August 10, 2021

pull a brexit

to leave them
and ignore them

did you pull a brexit on me?

by captainsbich January 10, 2021