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brobershop

A barbershop run by white guys in their 20s and 30s who effect a Guido style or similar faux-macho prettyboy bullshit. Everyone who works there has geometrical lines shaved into their head and facial hair, and a haircut runs you $30.00 minimum.

A place where you are most likely to hear the phrases, "Bro, that's sick!" or, "Yeah, I can do that tape-up for you."
"Fuck the brobershop, I'm getting my haircut at the old Italian guy's place down the road. I don't care if I have to walk five more blocks. I pay half the price and don't have to listen to Tiesto."

"Dude, I drove by the brobershop at 11pm. Swear to God, they were still in there listening to Tiesto and fistpumping."

"Pacha NYC keeps the brobershops in business."
by Abdallah Price February 24, 2013
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Broback

An old Bro (throwback bro) Think of the old days with you and just your bros. These older bros usually sport a fake tan, cutoff T, athletic visor, almost hot girlfriend, and a "not to be fucked with" attitude. They usually show up when there is a some kind of game on TV involving monkeys throwing balls around.
brobackfrat brobro Bro Montana jock old bro little league dadlax
by Broseph of Arimathea August 31, 2013
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brobiote

A symbiotic relationship between Bros, #nohomo.
Bro + symbiote = brobiote
Bro 1: Hey bro, can I crash at your place?

Bro 2: Sure bro, you can take the bed, I'll sleep under it.

Brobiote 1: Bro you're a brobiote!

Brobiote 2: Brobiote! #nohomo, right?
by Uncle bobby April 23, 2016
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brobert

Brobert one amazing nickname for a great brother! Hes a robot and looks like a prince. He's crazy with friends but deep down he loves everyone.
"Wow is that your brobert"
"YEAH"
by EEdog April 11, 2017
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Brobie

What’s up brobie?
Yo brobies! It’s dark here.
That’s my brobie
by Gotah October 2, 2019
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Brobation

A period of time you assess a new bro to see if he's cool enough to be your bro
Shakti stop being fucking weird, you're still on brobation.
by Poobear789 October 20, 2019
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Brobean nation

A nation of frenids that is the most powerful nation
Brobean nation will take over
by Brobean nation leader May 9, 2020
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