Avril Lavinge

Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.

"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

Avril Lavigne

I've heard Avril is very shitty live. I've never seen her.

Leads her angry army of 10 year old girls. Which has indeed died off a great deal since 2001-2003. How can you tell one of these EXTREME sk8 punk rawkers from a normal, conformist, 'preppy' kid? Socks cut off as wristbands. Pants hanging far too low, only held up with a hardcore, $20.00 studded belt from a jean store. Flaunting tee shirts with lame sayings which attempt to look out there and original but fail miserably, they love to dye their hair and want to be another person. Buy ties or steal their father's and wears them with shirts. You need your spiked wrist bands as well.

Fangirl 1: What's this Britany Spears crap on the radio? Oh, she is so unoriginal. She just follows the media and is soo a popular prep.
Fangirl 2: TOETALLY! Oh my god, have you bought a skateboard yet?
Fangirl 1: Of course I have!!!
Fangirl 2: Oh my god it's our jammm! He wuz a sk8er boi, nahnah nah incoherant words dah do!
Fangirl 1: I'm seeing Avril in concert!
Fangirl 2: You stupid bitch! I'll fucking kill you!

by Anne Cabot September 14, 2005

Avril Lavigne

all you people who say she's not a poser are fucking stupid. cant you see that she's acting like she doesent care what people think of her? you people should open up your fucking eyes. she fucking sucks, she's not punk, and all of her fans should give Joan Jett a listen because she is a fuck load of a lot better than she is.

FanGirl: Avril Lavigne is so not a poser! she doesent even call her self punk and says she's being herself!
Me: Thats where you are wrong you materialistic slut. Avril SAYS she is just being herself, when inside she's just a poser who never had a goddamned original musical thought in her head. Joan Jett would kick the living shit out of her.
FanGirl: Arghhh! STFU!
Me: No.
FanGirl: Well she's going out with the guy from sum 41 so fuck off!
Me: Yea i feel bad for him, his band is actually good and has some pretty decent music.

by Adam, a man who KNOWS rock. December 28, 2005

Avril Lavinge

Someone who looks even scarier withought make up on.

Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!

by Highly Evolved June 29, 2005

avril lover

One word to sum it all up - Alan.

"Alan why do you have to go and make things so complicated"

by Anonymous February 8, 2005

Avril Lavinge

A singer who is called a "poser" by kids in middle school who want to look like they know what they're doing. They can often be heard saying, "Avril Lavinge is such a POSER dude! Good Charlotte is sooo much more HARDCORE!"

Truthfully, even though I'm not an Avril fan, I think it's just totally dumbass of those kids because they probably couldn't do much better.

Avril Lavinge is a poser, and I'm saying that because I'm an insecure 12-year-old who wants to feel good about myself.

I don't like Avril Lavinge all too much but I'm sure she's an okay person.

by orangemilano September 5, 2004

avril lavigne

Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.

Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"

by A random somebody September 21, 2005