Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

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austrian minigun

The Austrian Minigun is one of the must time consuming sexual acts involving , 6-8 large Austrian men (preferable with a military background) unloading their seed on to a willing participant while rotating in a clock wise motion.

Bobby: me and my girl want to get freaky in the bed room

Timmy: If you know 6-8 Austrian men you could give here the Austrian minigun.

by Yung Kashi February 3, 2018

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Austin Chan

literally asian jesus

It's Austin Chan, connoisseur of long wangs.

by TheGuy985 January 4, 2019

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Australian teabag

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)

This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass

by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019

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Austronaut

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.

I just flew with a typical Austronaut

by Hh332 October 17, 2019

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