Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Assphalt

When you fall on your ass on blacktop or concrete

Shit, Carly just assphalted hard.
Hope her perfect ass wasn’t hurt to bad.

by NoHandlebarsMcGee June 6, 2018

Asspenis

A person who is the opposite of an

Aw, Nick is such an asspenis

by Joverlord July 26, 2019

BIG ASS PP

A big ass PP is a huge motherfucker. What is it? Well you’ll have to think about that yourself.

“I have a BIG ASS PP,” Said the man.
Jerry answered, “Can I see it?
“I don’t know what it is...”

by Not Pate Miller May 28, 2020

asspit

Stripper slang for their place of employment aka a titty bar.

"OMG.... That asshole I just did a lap dance for, only paid me 30 dollars. I am leaving the asspit with only 300 in my sweaty g-string!".

by millak January 26, 2008

asspace

Someone whos annoying and ugly

Robert is such an Asspace

by Tauny Poo March 1, 2003

asspie

a pie made out of a donkey, or ass

Man, shepard's pies are good, but this asspie is GREAT!

by xyloplax November 11, 2003