Asdf

A robot cuss word, mentioned once in the webcomic 'Questionable Content' by Jeph Jacques.

1 "Uno!"
2 "Again?"
3 "Asdf!"
1 "Asdf?"
2 "It's a robot cuss word; he has a filthy mouth"
3 "Human cusswords focus on mating, excretion and male genetalia. Robot cusswords focus on mashing on homerow. Asdf is a four-letter word"
1 "Hee hee! so what is 'qwerty' slang for then?
2 & 3 #oh noes#
1 "What? What did I say?"

by teir July 24, 2009

asdfghj

Not gay anal

Please no, asdfghj is not gay anal

by Seriously no March 5, 2021

234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;

What happens when you Bang Your Head on the computer .

234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;

by Elizabeth Afton 12 September 14, 2020

asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq

when you so bored and you've typed everything else so you decide to type the middle row left to right the the bottom row right to left and then the top row right to left.
The absolute most bored you can get. It is even above lkjhgfdsazxcvbnmpoiuytrewq

God: "You must do something worthy of my power to progress to a higher dimension.
Person: *asdfghjklmnbvcxzpoiuytrewq*
God: "AMAZING!!!! I never thought of that, you are beyond even me in your powers."

by Asuperboredguy April 13, 2020

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~

The point of ultimate boredom when you really have nothing to do and u decide to type right from the first key on the keyboard all the way to the end and back. Not stopping there, u decided to hold on to the shift button and type in all the capitalized letters and all the punctuation and symbols possible into google search to search for its meaning to see whether anyone is as bored as you and created a meaning on urban dictionary.
(yes i did that and no one created for this yet so i created it)

THIS FUCKING ENGLISH LESSON IS SO BORING SO I GOOGLE `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~ TO SEARCH FOR ITS MEANING

by ANNOYINGGGGGGGGG PIECE OF SHIT May 28, 2019

asdf

The best 4 letters on a keyboard, they just happened to be in line. People often use it...just about anywhere. This is because the letters are so powerful, they can make up for complete essays, paragraphs, or just sentences.

"asdf"
Teacher: Wow Timmy! Excellent speach, you get a 100!

by aaron szenasi September 3, 2006

ASDFGHJKL

When you are super duper happy about something and press random keys on your keyboard. :D

PERSON 1) You know your crush likes you?!
PERSON 2) ASDFGHJKL

by I'm That Hipster Girl October 28, 2013