Alsexual

A man that identifies as heterosexual but will only have engage in sexual relations with other men.

"yeah, he's a straight man that has sex with other men: he's alsexual."

by Smileyd00d July 23, 2024

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Ambosexual

An Individual who has an obsession, fascination and/or fetish for the Emergency Medical Services (including Fire & Rescue).

Ambosexuals can suffer from 'Hero Complex' cognitive delusions, Delusions of Grandiosity among peers and the general public, and Autism Spectrum Disorder. In some case, Ambosexuals pursue Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine for morbid curiosity, sexual gratification and other sinister fantasies.

Modus Operandi of an Ambosexual includes (but is not limited to);

-The purchase of expensive medical and rescue equipment for display purposes only.
-The purchase or procurement (legal or otherwise) of official emergency services equipment (such as badges and uniforms).
-Regular conversation pertaining to the emergency medical services, regardless of social setting.
-Pre-hospital emergency care social media presence.
-Ideation of commanding officers, disdain towards peers.
-Poor understanding of their clinical level's scope of practice, poor bedside manner, poor performance of skills, high death toll.

Ambosexuals can usually be found as members of voluntary medical organizations, due to poor vetting procedure.

The new recruit is an Ambosexual, do not let them near a patient.

by Nicull August 16, 2024

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