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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning
This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.
by JambaJay April 3, 2020
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avocado

dont make the emoji an avocado unless u wanna fuck
by ducks about town May 10, 2020
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avocado

verb: to ignore, to ghost someone
in vietnamese, “avocado” and “butter” are both called “bơ”. “bơ” is also a slang for “ignore”.
- I’m gonna avocado that dude he’s so annoying.
- She avocadoed me because I pissed her off.
by defrostrequestsent May 19, 2020
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avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.
"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."
by DR MAGIK August 24, 2020
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Avocado pudding

A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.
by By watamisuppousetarite August 28, 2020
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Avocado attack

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely
by Peen head September 7, 2020
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