L'Anse

Tiny shit town in the UP of Michigan at the base of the thumb. Full of wannabe gangsters, stupid people, old ladies, religion, and deer.

Omg, people from L'Anse are sooo stupid

by kaleidoscopicity December 7, 2010

assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.

1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!

by flurky October 28, 2003

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014

double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.

Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!

by mavros April 26, 2006

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

Phil Anselmo

Lead singer of legendary heavy metal band "Pantera". Known for his incredibly powerful voice. Was a great front man until he became an egotistical dick head and formed like 50 thousand "side projects" none of which are half as good as Pantera. Was once looked upon as one of the gods of metal, now everyone thinks hes a moron. Lost many Canadian fans after calling them "Tree hugging faggots".

All along everyone thought that Phil Anselmo was Pantera, turned out it was just those crazy Abbott brothers. Dimebag and Vinnie Paul are Pantera. Phil is just a bitch.

by JonnySideburns June 7, 2004

Anserin

It means hope!

1."Never give up Anserin"
2."We'll always be alright if we have Anserin"

by Darius Fagon May 22, 2018