The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
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