A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 06, 2018
A fucking stubborn bitch who doesn't accept the fact that's she really amazing and has all the good looks.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
She is hot but she is an Alyssa.
by coolerbitchier August 12, 2019
The most beatiful girl you'll ever meet. She has the prettiest eyes ever and they will make you pass out if you stare at them too long (which happens a lot). Her smile is amazing it literally sparkles. Her hair is perfect all the time. She is very nice, funny, and makes you smile if you even look at her. She is amazing and you would die for her. Alyssa is The love of your life!
by Casey Ridens April 14, 2018
The girls that everyone admires, she's smart, athletic, pretty, and very funny. Everyone needs an Alyssa in there life. She's the one who never leaves your side and forgives you everytime.
by Blondie😊 March 14, 2017
I don't even know we're to start with Alyssa. First off she litteraly is the most beautiful person you will ever meet life fr have you seen how hot she is. Second off she litteraly is perfect in every shape way and form like look at her. Third she is always there for anyone and will stay up with you all night if needed she is always there for her friends or her best friend even a stranger. She is an amazing dog mom and will be an amazing human mom in the future.
by Race_girl7 September 21, 2020
most beautiful person in the universe and has just as great a personality. She is absolute perfection. She has a contageous very nice laugh and is very funny also Sexy af.
Alyssa is my friend
by Ballisticjj53 April 20, 2019
The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.
by PopularMCGamer November 01, 2019